Sunday, June 10, 2007

henchchicken

noun. A delicious assistant indeed.

Real citation: “Eventually Omega captures Tegan and uses her as a hostage to ensure the Doctor’s good behavior. The Doctor, behaving badly as always, uses her to trace Omega back to the crypt in Amsterdam, where he works out that Omega’s henchchicken and zombie slaves are working there to complete the transfer which will get Omega a new copied-off-the-Doctor body.”
(Jan. 29, 2006, Film Forensics, http://www.filmforensics.com/autopsy/2006/01/29/arc-of-infinity/)

Made-up citation: "I won a chicken-finger-eating contest in college and consumed far too many of the tastefully named Chernobyl chicken wings. This is why I fear to employ henchchickens. When push came to barbecue sauce, what would I say to their families?"

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