semi-wet-dreaminess

noun. Mmm...semi-sorta-pseudo-sheet-staining.

Real citation: “Warnings: semi wet dreaminess.”
(May 23, 2007, http://community.livejournal.com/mychemicalslash/2007/05/23/)

Made-up citation: "I'm a young professional. I like to cuddle. I have a condo, some semi-wet-dreaminess, no diseases, and a wienerhuahua."