public-restroomy

adj. Pee? Check. Poo? Check. Unidentifiable, nose-melting ick? Mega-check. And everyone’s invited.

Real citation: “The good ones smell musty. Most of the rest smell a bit more… public-restroomy.”
(Oct. 24, 2006, http://blog.adonis.net/?p=31)

Made-up citation: “Why must every Dunkin’ Donuts retain the same public-restroomy, bus-station-esque vibe? Their coffee is the best, but their atmosphere is the suck. The jury’s out on the color scheme.”