dingleberry-gate

noun. A scandal that requires careful scrutiny, penetrating analysis, and firsthand accounts. Just not from me, please!

Real citation: “Another word you don’t hear too often is dingleberries. You know, you never hear it on Meet the Press. The dingleberry solution. Dingleberry-gate. Nothing.”
(George Carlin, Nov. 5, 2005, Life is Worth Losing)

Made-up citation: “As a result of the scandal known to pundits and schoolchildren as dingleberry-gate, I am now going to barf up my cowboy boots. Wolf Blitzer signing off.”