Friday, January 23, 2009

crapstitute

noun. 1. An institute of poor quality. 2. A sex worker who is just ew.

Real citation: "Currently at the crapstitute. About to embark upon a summer of hard work as the ultimate apprentice according to Miss O'Kane. "
(Nikki Armstrong, http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=481435240)

Made-up citation: "I attended the finest crapstitutes of higher education, but I learned everything I know about business on the streets, where I fought for my life every day, like a sea kitten out of water."

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