Out: pond scum
In: pond sleaze
Out: sugar daddies
In: Splenda fathers
Out: coffee table books
In: coffee table snuff films
Out: gospel choirs
In: gospel speed metal bands
Out: the cradle of civilization
In: the binky of civilization
Out: circle jerks
In: rhombus jerks
Out: phony baloney
In: sincere salami
Out: id, ego, superego
In: egg, chicken, chicken sandwich
Out: a hog on ice
In: a pig on quaaludes
Out: a beacon of hope
In: a bacon of hope
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